Damn it Damn it Damn it!

Too many funny, intelligent, relateable things to read on the web. I swear every day I find at least 5 blogs that I relate to, find humorous, get incredibly interested in, and the worst part- find more links on! I need to stop for the sake of my own humanity. The blogs suck me in and I fear that one day I will become one with the computer. I would be so happy to be a little computer chip reading every freakin word published on the internet. Of course I'd have to be a tiny little chip because then I wouldn't have to live the life I lead as a person and there'd be no other things to do instead. Does that make sense? If I didn't have to be me, then I would have competely different priorities and responsibilities that actually allow me to do all the things I would love to do. Like go back to Chicago (because as much as we said that might be high enough up on the likeability scale- I could never live there- winter!). And so on that thought, here's me and the "bean" looking hot (Dan's words that exact moment).

ps. doing spell check the suggested correction for freakin was foreskin. Now that's my kind of thinkin!