Happiness

You know, one missing element that most parent's lack is masturbatory time. That's right. Parents would probably all be so much more relaxed if they went to bed after a little taste of themselves (not literally- I'm talkin about goin solo here), or just on a regular basis (at least once weekly), had the time to massage the origin of being (yes, referring to the reproduction organs here). Wouldn't it be nice? I think this is one of the few things I really miss about being alone by myself more then one hour a day. The ability to play with yourself like no one's watching (caring, or getting off). So relaxing. There's this one mom that I really like, she's got a great personality and is very comfortable with herself, and well, she opened up and offered forth the information that she often goes to bed before her husband, and will masturbate to sleep. Now that is what I'm talking about. Take me all the way back to being a kid again. Gotta love the mama. So go on now world, play a little (on a regular basis).

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