bank woes

so i go to my bank the other day and since the atm's are being used, I figure what the heck- I'll go inside... my deposit will hit the account faster that way anyway. No line so it's all good.. walk up to the teller who asks how my day is and I customarily tell him that it's good, and also offer up the info that I decided to come inside to do my transaction because everyone else seemed to be using the atms outside. small talk right... well he proceeds to tell me that now Chase has purchased WaMu and so WaMu customers can use all Chase ATM's and banks... great right? thanks buddy for the piece of advice. So I go home and go to chase website and do the cool locater search- NO FUCKING CHASE BANKS IN A 200 MILE RADIUS or something like that... Seriously? why take the time to tell me some thing that is ABSOLUTELY NO use to me personally. What was he thinking? Oh, there's lines at the atm, next time just drive to the next figgin county or state to use the Chase ATM's- isn't this buyout/save you WaMu customers from complete and utter breakdown wonderful?
WTF
That's all I got to say