Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Notes

One. Dog Farts. Dog Farts Stink.
Sitting in a room with the dog, smelling nothing but obvious dog farts... like every 5 minutes some odoriferous wave of stink settles about the room... no one but me and dog and I'll tell you- my butt is quiet.

Second. Warming Plate. Cold Feet.
I can't sleep when cold. That's all there is to it. So how do I cope? I inherited a lovely 6" square warming plate that when microwaved makes a nice toasty toe warmer. Caution- will burn on direct contact with skin.
Sad eh?