Dan wants this to be a suprise.. see original title below

Original Title: Shingles (much more dramatic when it was big and up there ^)
*he defends self- not laughing at title- just laughing at subject matter*

No, not the kind on the roof. I would like that at this point. I have shingles. Like the related to chickenpox, herpes thingamajigger. It sucks. I can't write anymore on this subject because blabbermouth beside me has a comment for every sentence.

It sucks.